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The World’s Oldest Profession

30 May

Who: City and Colour

What: “Fragile Bird”

Produced by: Michael Maxxis

Label: Vagrant Records

I’ve always thought that, if there was one thing that music videos needed, it was more scantily-clad,  glamorous-looking prostitutes rolling around in dark and run-down bedrooms. Luckily, City and Colour have answered my prayers.

In an interview with Spin Magazine, Dallas Green revealed that ”The ‘Fragile Bird’ video is supposed to emulate an emotionally tormented woman as she flashes back through her past,” (read the post here). I don’t know how many “emotionally tormented” women he’s paid a visit to recently, but I must have missed the memo where stripping down to your garter and writhing on a bed was suggested as a treatment.

Aside from the bizarre premise, this video is actually quite interesting. The editing is meticulous (kudos Editor Dave De Carlo), conveying a sense of disorientation for the girls-gone-wild sections of the video, without losing focus on Green as the performer. The cold blue tone of the film in his sections provide a nice contrast to the sepia tones in hers, and the age effects don’t feel forced. Plus the song is pretty damn good.

Watch it here:

NB. I promise I will try harder to find videos that don’t have naked women in them from now on. I’m already looking like a perv…

Matilda just got X-Rated…

29 May

Who: The Vaccines

What: “All In White”

Produced by: Canada/ Partizan

Label: Columbia Records.

“So guys, what do we want to put in this music video?”

“FIRE!” ”SUPERPOWERS!” “NAKED WOMEN!”

“BLACKED-UP JESUS ON THE BACK OF A HORSE…”

[awkward silence]

“Maybe if we have time at the end…”

This is how I imagine the conversation must have gone that produced this video. It’s a bizarre mash-up of conspiracy theories, soft-porn and burning s**t (any fledgling super-villain’s wet dream, I’m sure.) It features a dry-ice machine that Bonnie Tyler herself would be proud of, and telekinetic special effects the likes of which haven’t been seen since Roald Dahl’s Matilda showed us the damage one little stick of chalk can do.

Clearly everyone involved is a serious revolutionary, burning arm chairs with abandon and throwing pies in faces like they actually want to do some damage.

While I can’t deny the fact that I like The Vaccines, and I like this song, the video nonetheless leaves me with nothing but the urge to go make some smores with Cadbury’s chocolate. Well, we all revolt in our own way.

Watch the video here:

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